who are the people in your neighborhood?

If you've ever watched an episode of Friends, you are probably familiar with "Ugly Naked Guy who lives across the street." I never truly appreciated the humor until I discovered my own "Ugly Naked Couple." Ugly Naked Couple live across from me in my townhouse development. To the untrained eye they seem like an average 50-something couple. However I know better. It started off innocently enough. I pulled into my parking space after a night out and walked to my door. As I approached the front porch I looked behind me just to make sure some psycho stalker isn't waiting in the bushes and catch a clear view into what looks like an upstairs bathroom and a pair of saggy boobs. I took a double take and sure enough Mrs. UNC is standing by the window topless, brushing her hair and Mr. UNC in the background. Ok, so maybe she thinks no one can see in, it's late, blah blah. Alright... but the next night I see it again, and again and again! Upon further inspection I realize that the mirrors in the bathroom are angled in a way to give any voyeur a view of the full monty. So by now I am completely grossed out yet cannot not look. It's like a bad accident you just have to slow down and try to get a peak. Anyways, this morning on my way to work I see Mr. UNC outside picking up the paper. He stops stares at me and gives me this knowing look. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW