On High Alert

This whole heightened awareness thing that the media and our government is pushing is really cramping my style. I understand the threat but I wish they could give me something more definitive than "be vigilant" or "be on alert." What constitutes suspicious behavior? Where do you draw the line between potential terrorist and crazy homeless dude on the subway? I happened to be working in DC during September 11th so I realize the severity of the situation. However, when you find out the "terrorists" who are plotting our death and destruction look like this:

You just have to laugh. It's like a bad comic book villain or B actor in a made for tv sci-fi flick. Anyways, I shall keep a lookout for these potential psychopaths as I make my way through the throngs of children and nerds at the new Potter movie.